is there anyone in the world who DOES NOT think mike goldberg is a fucking loser douchebag?

why in the world is mike goldberg a MMA commentator for the UFC? he doesn’t know a goddamned thing about the sport, and that’s after years of working in the field—17 years to be precise. you think he may have picked something up along the way, but nope. joe rogan is constantly correcting him, making goldberg look like the tool that he is.

“mike, that’s got to be the dumbest thing you’ve said yet, and you’ve said a lot of dumb things in our time together.”

and why does he always curl his upper lip and show his teeth when he says “next time…INSIDE THE OCTAGON”? does he think it makes him look vicious like a dog or something? he just looks like a fucking fool with a fucking foolish schtick.

mike-goldberg

there it is. for how often he says it, i’m surprised how hard a time i had finding a pic of that face.

in addition to not knowing anything about the sport and always curling his stupid upper lip, he makes a lot of useless sentence inversions. he says things like, “and now controlling the center of the octagon is the champion,” rather than what every normal person would say: “and now the champion is controlling the center of the octagon.” why does he do that? does he think it makes him sound smart? he just sounds like a meathead douchebag who is trying to sound smart, and failing miserably at it.

*edit*: goldberg no longer works for the UFC, and his replacement — jon anik — is far worse than goldberg was. i can’t believe there are no smarter, superior MMA commentators who want to work for the biggest MMA company in the world. this is pure insanity.

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