I’ve been on a mission to find a housekeeper to help keep our place tidy, and it’s been a fruitless bastard of a three-week mission so far. Most companies I have contacted have either not responded, or only responded to say they’re too busy and can’t fit me into their schedule. I can’t believe it. In my whole life, I’ve only known two households that regularly have a housekeeper come do some cleaning, so who are all these people keeping the industry so busy that they can’t come to my place?
I admit that after a number of failed attempts, I put the idea on the back burner. But today I had another bright idea for where to look online for a cleaning company, and did indeed find a few more. But now I’m having my doubts as to who I should contact: some of these companies talk the talk pretty well and say they have lots of professional experience, but I notice lots of grammar errors in their ads and websites, like spaces between the end of words and whatever punctuation follows, lack of any punctuation, capitalizing the first letter of every word, that kind of thing. I know that a good housekeeper doesn’t need to be an anal English geek but I worry that it’s telling, that it just shows that this person or their company doesn’t pay attention to details, that they will do a lousy job of cleaning my house and I will be thoroughly dissatisfied.
Here’s an example of what I’m talking about:
Full Housekeeping Service, Clean Organize, Guaranteed Sparkling Clean ! One Time Spring Cleaning.
Or this:
Face it nobody really likes cleaning their bathroom.
I’m not completely writing off any companies that are guilty of this stuff but they’re not going to be my first choice. They’ll likely end up being my sixth or seventh choice.
However, with how this quest is going, those just might end up being the companies I end up with. Egad. I’m not terribly excited to see where this adventure ends up. I foresee it going poorly.
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Jeez, what do you do if a housekeeper dies at your house? I’m sure there’d be a lot of paperwork. What a pain in the ass that would be.