Last night Jenn started watching season two of Tiger King, and I couldn’t stop myself from bitching and complaining about it the whole time. That’s not entirely true, I barely even tried to restrain myself. I just let it fly because I feel so strongly about it. Anyway, it was all so thoroughly depressing because there were multiple levels of shameful shit.
First, I was pissed at all of the characters at the center of the Tiger King saga. Almost all of them are gutter vermin with zero regard for anything but their 15 minutes of fame, and EVERYONE’S fame in the show is built upon the foundation of cruelty to animals. It makes me sick that so many people are so cruel to animals — and for such fleeting and materialistic purposes!
Then I was pissed at the makers of the docuseries because I remember in the first season they made a tiny 10-second “keeping animals in captivity is bad” PSA at one point, which I thought was woefully inadequate. The whole series just made a spectacle of exotic animals and didn’t focus at all on the conditions the animals were kept in or their health, so I knew that 99.9% of people watching the show were going to be like “whoah, I didn’t know you could get a tiger in Florida, let’s go buy a tiger, babe.” And guess what, I was right. The second season showed how the big cat businesses in Florida boomed after the release of the first season of Tiger King — massive lineups of slack-jawed idiots, eagerly throwing down money to see exotic animals in prisons, all because of this stupid tv show.
I almost wanted to do something about it, like start some sort of social media campaign against the makers of the show, but then I realized that if all the slack-jawed idiots weren’t happily supporting something as cruel and thoughtless as big cat shows in Florida, they would find something else just as cruel and thoughtless to support. The cast of idiots in Tiger King and the makers of the show are certainly part of the problem, but the real problem is that most humans don’t have any problems with these kinds of things, because they don’t care about anything except being entertained and eating greasy food. It’s because of this same reason that people keep burning fossil fuels, dumping plastic in the ocean, waging wars over religions, hating every who doesn’t look the same, eating at McDonald’s, etc. To be a braindead zombie consumer is the rule, while anything else is the exception. So it’s hopeless. Utterly hopeless.
And that’s why I can’t bother fighting Tiger King. Even if Tiger King got shut down, the mutant hordes would find something else just as morally bankrupt and exploitative that they could mindlessly clamour for. So no, the solution isn’t ending Tiger King, it’s ending the human race.
This sentiment sounds vaguely familiar…