I recently learned who Post Malone is. He’s one ugly crotch rash of a person. Ben tells me that Malone and Justin Bieber are pals, and Bieber has a similar look now too — jailhouse tattoos, greasy messy hair, pedophile moustache. This bothers me. I don’t understand trends where people strive to look unattractive. I know I must be the weirdo here, maybe the kids today legitimately like this gross white trash look, maybe they see others with that look and go “wow, nice” and pop little boners, but I honestly can’t see how that is possible. It reminds me of the high-waisted pants trend for women, that really bugged me too because I wondered how anyone could put those on, look in the mirror, and think, “these are flattering.” Those things did no one any favours. Same with the uber popular millenial look that you see pretty much everywhere now — Jenn and I went to a hip restaurant in a hip town in January and every guy there had slim-fitting dark blue jeans, Blundstone boots, too-tight t-shirt, plaid jacket, thick-rimmed glasses, beard, a toque, and was at least 20 lbs overweight. Every girl had greasy disheveled hair, massive baggy sweater, no makeup/makeup meant to look like they’re not wearing makeup, and some form of unflattering pants. Blech, so many horrible trends.
How do these people ever bring themselves to fuck each other? If I don’t like what I see, I don’t feel like fucking. Do they feel differently? Do they like what they see? Or are they just content to fuck anyone, regardless of how slovenly they look? Do they drink or take ED medications in order to fuck?
I try to remind myself that my parents probably thought the same thing about me. Heck, maybe they still do. Hmmm, I just remembered all the camo and death metal shirts I wore until fairly recently (and still do when doing dirty yard work). Rrrrrrrrrggghh. I guess I can’t talk. Never mind.
And now that I think about it, the grunge movement in the 90’s was wack too. Ok, I guess the point is that what is attractive is highly subjective and constantly changing. I suppose I had crushes on girls that some guys wouldn’t understand either. This is probably more about me getting old and not relating to some trends, but I still think kids look like shit these days.
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I guess Post Malone isn’t any worse than Billy Corgan circa the 90’s. For the record, I hated Corgan then too.