Sunny and hot. It’s mid-May and wildfires and already raging in BC and Alberta. It’s my last day in Shawnigan and I’m stressed to the tits with moving but have to run to Victoria to pick up a fucking vintage rug I dropped off to be repaired at a 5-star rug shop about two months ago. It wasn’t supposed to take this long but buddy had some “family emergency” (of course he did), plus he grossly underestimated how big the repair job on my rug was. Mentioned this numerous times, how much longer and how many more materials it took, how it cost him a lot of money. I assume he was hoping I’d be like “please, let me pay you however much you think is fair” but fuck that. I already paid way too much for this stupid thing and had to pester the cunt even to have it done by this, my last day in the south island. Thanks a lot for all the hassles, pal.
Anyway, I pick up the rug, it goes fine. It looks good, at least. He mentions the extra time and materials again, I’m like “thanks so much, I really appreciate it” but don’t offer to pay extra.
Next I go to a little shop to return some fun socks I bought a few weeks ago. The cashier is a short, obese Gen Z female with badly dyed hair. I tell her the socks are flawed and cut into my feet so I’d like to exchange them. I present the receipt. She stares at me and says “ummmm I’m not sure what to tell you, you wore them and didn’t like them?…” and makes a weird face. I correct her and state it’s not a matter of dislike, I say they cut my feet. I show her the stitching that is not stretchy while the rest of the sock is. She keeps repeating her worthless, misinformed take on the situation. After several tries and too many instances of her weird wincing expression that tell me she is really struggling with this interaction, I ask if there is a manager I can speak to. She haltingly says “I don’t think there’s anyone that…” but then I hear a woman upstairs somewhere say, “I’ll be right down, Josie.” A mature woman comes down, we have a normal conversation, and she says of course I can exchange the socks. I am in a rush at this point after wasting so much time pointlessly bickering with the troll so I quickly peruse the rack and find a pair of very nice, very purple eggplant-themed socks. I take them to the hideous creature and say “I’ll take these.” She realizes then that she made a mistake when she marked up my receipt (of course she did), corrects it, and then says “ok you’re all set.” I thank her as if I don’t want to slap her silly and inform her that if she has this much trouble with even the slightest confrontation, life is only going to get much, much worse for her. I leave the store happy with my new socks.
I meet with Cody for bubble tea. We bump into each other on the street. He is dressed perfectly casually and looks great. A breath of fresh air after the sock mutant. The only bubble tea place open this early is one we’ve never gone to, SH91. I’m dubious but it turns out to be great. Cody is a gem. I will miss him in the north island. We chat about his schooling, work, how much working sucks, how much moving sucks. He walks me back to my car, we hug goodbye.
I drive home and dive back in to packing like a madman.